~ The Atheists Holiday
~
The
following is from an unknown source.
An atheist
was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays, and
decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on
atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all
their holidays, while the atheists had no holidays for them to celebrate. The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once
again pick up the cause of the downtrodden and assigned their sharpest attorney
to the case.
The case was
brought up before a learned judge, who after listening to the passionate
presentation by the ACLU representative, promptly banged his gavel and said,
“Case dismissed!” The ACLU lawyer stood
up and objected to the ruling, and said, “Your honor, how can you dismiss this
case? Surely the Christians have
Christmas, Easter, and many other observances.
And the Jews—why, in addition to Passover, they have Yom Kippur and
Hanukkah, and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!”
The judge
leaned back in his chair and simply said, “Obviously your client is too
confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the Atheists
holiday!” The ACLU lawyer pompously
said, “We are aware of no such holiday for atheists. Just when might that be?” The judge said, “Well, it comes every year at
the same time: April 1st!”
The Word of God Says ~ “The fool has said in his heart, ‘There is no
God’” (Psalm 14:1a). This
is repeated, “The
fool has said in his heart, ‘There is no God’” (Psalm 53:1a).
~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW
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