Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, October 29, 2026

Bible Humor, 35

 

~ Newspaper Headline 5 ~

 

Headline ~ “LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED: Faith Healer Causes Bankruptcy”

 

This Series ~ I hope these posts lighten your day as we take a light-hearted look at some Scripture verses and related spiritual topics. Some of these views or concepts may be well known to you, but hopefully others will be new.

 

Scripture ~ “Now it happened as He [Jesus] went to Jerusalem that He passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee. Then as He entered a certain village, there met Him ten men who were lepers, who stood afar off. And they lifted up their voices and said, ‘Jesus, Master, have mercy on us!’

 

“So when He saw them, He said to them, ‘Go, show yourselves to the priests.’ And so it was that as they went, they were cleansed.

 

“And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, returned, and with a loud voice glorified God, and fell down on his face at His feet, giving Him thanks. And he was a Samaritan.

 

“So Jesus answered and said, ‘Were there not ten cleansed? But where are the nine? ‘Were there not any found who returned to give glory to God except this foreigner? And He said to him, ‘Arise, go your way. Your faith has made you well’” (Luke 17:11-19).

 

~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW blog.

 

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Bible Version: Quotations are from the NKJV unless otherwise noted. Emphasis is added.

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Thursday, October 22, 2026

Bible Humor, 34

 

~ The First Pole Vault ~

 

Question ~ When was the first recorded Pole Vault?

 

This Series ~ I hope these posts lighten your day as we take a light-hearted look at some Scripture verses and related spiritual topics. Some of these views of concepts may be well known to you, but hopefully others will be new.

 

Answer ~ When Jesus cleared the Temple!

 

“Jesus went straight to the Temple and threw out everyone who had set up shop, buying and selling. He kicked over the tables of loan sharks and the stalls of dove merchants. He quoted this text: ‘My house was designated a house of prayer; you have made it a hangout for thieves.’

 

“Now there was room for the blind and crippled to get in. They came to Jesus and He healed them.

 

“When the religious leaders saw the outrageous things He was doing, and heard all the children running and shouting through the Temple, ‘Hosanna to David's Son!’ they were up in arms and took him to task. ‘Do you hear what these children are saying?’

 

“Jesus said, ‘Yes, I hear them. And haven’t you read in God's Word, “From the mouths of children and babies I’ll furnish a place of praise”?’

 

“Fed up, Jesus turned on His heel and left the city for Bethany, where He spent the night” (Matthew 21:12-17 msg; see also Mark 11:15-19; Luke 19:45-48; John 2:13-22).

 

Comment ~ Some scholars believe the in account given in John 2 is a separate incident than one recorded in the other three Gospels.

 

~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW blog.

 

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Bible Version: Quotations are from the NKJV unless otherwise noted. Emphasis is added.

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Daily blog page: “Abundant Life Now” robertlloydrussell.blogspot .com – An INDEX of past topics is accessed by scrolling down the left column.

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