Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Wedding Cake Inscription



~ Good Intentions, Bad Results ~   

The origin of the following is unknown.

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with “1 John 4:18” which reads “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.”
The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake “John 4:18” which reads “for you have had five husbands, and the man you have now is not your husband.” 


~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW

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Monday, January 5, 2015

Identity in Christ, 1



~ Q. Who Am I?  The Answers Might Surprise You! ~

This is the start of a weekly post (every Monday) regarding the Christian’s true identity.  Today’s post is from an unknown source!

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we’d drop them off at our church’s children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o’clock service.

One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to the small chapel, the minister came rushing up in full vestments.  He said he had an emergency and asked if I’d speak to the children at their story time.  He said the subject was the Twenty-third Psalm.

But just as I was about to get up from the back row and talk about the good shepherd, the minister burst into the room and signaled to me that he would be able to do the story time after all.

He told the children about sheep, that they weren’t smart and needed lots of guidance, and that a shepherd’s job was to stay close to the sheep, protect them from wild animals and keep them from wandering off and doing dumb things that would get them hurt or killed.

He pointed to the little children in the room and said that they were the sheep and needed lots of guidance.

Then the minister put his hands out to the side, palms up in a dramatic gesture, and with raised eyebrows said to the children, “If you are the sheep then who is the shepherd?” He was pretty obviously indicating himself.

A silence of a few seconds followed.  Then a young visitor said, “Jesus, Jesus is the shepherd.”

The young minister, obviously caught by surprise, said to the boy, “Well, then, who am I?”

The little boy frowned thoughtfully and then said with a shrug, “I guess you must be a sheep dog.”

~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW

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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Hymns for Seniors



~ Old Time Hymns for Old Timers ~

note:  The original source of this material is unknown. 

Give Me the Old Timers Religion 

Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up  

Just a Slower Walk with Thee 

Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up 

Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing 

Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I’ve Forgotten Where I've Parked The Car 

Count Your Many Birthdays, Count Them One By One 

Blessed Insurance 

It Is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt

~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW