Friday, February 5, 2016

Football Terms



~ Football Terms Applied To The Congregation! ~

The following definitions are from an unknown source.

Backfield In Motion  ~  Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the church service.

Bench Warmer  ~  Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything in the church but sit, soak, and sour.

Blitz  ~  The rush for the restaurants following the benediction.

Draw Play  ~  What many children do with the church bulletin during the service.

End Run  ~  Getting out of church quickly without speaking to any guest or fellow church members.

Flex Defense  ~  The ability to allow absolutely nothing from the sermon to affect your lifestyle.

Half Time  ~  The period between Sunday School and the worship service when many choose to leave.

Halfback Option  ~  The decision of half the congregation to not return for the evening service.

Instant Replay  ~  The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week’s illustrations.

Quarterback Sneak  ~  Church members quietly leaving during the closing invitation.

Staying in the Pocket  ~  What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord’s work.

Sudden Death  ~  What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes “overtime.”

Trap  ~  You’re called on to pray and are asleep.

Two Minute Warning  ~  The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.

Additional Note:  If you enjoyed this post you might want to read a prior ALN post entitled “EXTRA: Super Bowl Lessons” (January 31, 2015) and “The Divine Sport” (October 8, 2014).   

~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW

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Thursday, February 4, 2016

Bible Answer, 21



~ Did You Get It Right? ~

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question 21:  What is the longest prayer in the Bible?

answer:  Probably Nehemiah 9:5b-38.

“Stand up and bless the Lord your God forever and ever!

“Blessed be Your glorious name, which is exalted above all blessing and praise!  You alone are the Lord; You have made heaven, the heaven of heavens, with all their host, the earth and everything on it, the seas and all that is in them, and You preserve them all.  The host of heaven worships You.

‘You are the Lord God, Who chose Abram, and brought him out of Ur of the Chaldeans,
and gave him the name Abraham; You found his heart faithful before You, and made a covenant with him to give the land of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Amorites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, and the Girgashites — to give it to his descendants.  You have performed Your words, for You are righteous.

“You saw the affliction of our fathers in Egypt, and heard their cry by the Red Sea.  You showed signs and wonders against Pharaoh, against all his servants, and against all the people of his land.  For You knew that they acted proudly against them.  So You made a name for Yourself, as it is this day.  And You divided the sea before them, so that they went through the midst of the sea on the dry land; and their persecutors You threw into the deep, as a stone into the mighty waters.  Moreover You led them by day with a cloudy pillar, and by night with a pillar of fire, to give them light on the road which they should travel.

“You came down also on Mount Sinai, and spoke with them from heaven, and gave them just ordinances and true laws, good statutes and commandments.  You made known to them Your holy Sabbath, and commanded them precepts, statutes and laws, by the hand of Moses Your servant.  You gave them bread from heaven for their hunger,
and brought them water out of the rock for their thirst, and told them to go in to possess the land which You had sworn to give them.

“But they and our fathers acted proudly, hardened their necks, and did not heed Your commandments.  They refused to obey, and they were not mindful of Your wonders that You did among them.  But they hardened their necks, and in their rebellion they appointed a leader to return to their bondage.  But You are God, ready to pardon, gracious and merciful, slow to anger, abundant in kindness, and did not forsake them. 

“Even when they made a molded calf for themselves, and said, ‘This is your god that brought you up out of Egypt,’ and worked great provocations, yet in Your manifold mercies You did not forsake them in the wilderness.  The pillar of the cloud did not depart from them by day, to lead them on the road; nor the pillar of fire by night, to show them light, and the way they should go.  You also gave Your good Spirit to instruct them, and did not withhold Your manna from their mouth, and gave them water for their thirst.  Forty years You sustained them in the wilderness; they lacked nothing; their clothes did not wear out and their feet did not swell.

“Moreover You gave them kingdoms and nations, and divided them into districts.  So they took possession of the land of Sihon, the land of the king of Heshbon, and the land of Og king of Bashan.  You also multiplied their children as the stars of heaven, and brought them into the land which You had told their fathers to go in and possess.  So the people went in and possessed the land; You subdued before them the inhabitants of the land, the Canaanites, and gave them into their hands, with their kings and the people of the land, that they might do with them as they wished.  And they took strong cities and a rich land, and possessed houses full of all goods, cisterns already dug, vineyards, olive groves, and fruit trees in abundance.  So they ate and were filled and grew fat, and delighted themselves in Your great goodness.

“Nevertheless they were disobedient and rebelled against You, cast Your law behind their backs and killed Your prophets, who testified against them to turn them to Yourself; and they worked great provocations.  Therefore You delivered them into the hand of their enemies, who oppressed them; and in the time of their trouble, when they cried to You, You heard from heaven; and according to Your abundant mercies You gave them deliverers who saved them from the hand of their enemies.

“But after they had rest, they again did evil before You.  Therefore You left them in the hand of their enemies, so that they had dominion over them; yet when they returned and cried out to You, You heard from heaven; and many times You delivered them according to Your mercies, and testified against them, that You might bring them back to Your law.  Yet they acted proudly, and did not heed Your commandments, but sinned against Your judgments, ‘Which if a man does, he shall live by them.’  And they shrugged their shoulders, stiffened their necks, and would not hear.  Yet for many years You had patience with them, and testified against them by Your Spirit in Your prophets.  Yet they would not listen; therefore You gave them into the hand of the peoples of the lands.  Nevertheless in Your great mercy You did not utterly consume them nor forsake them; for You are God, gracious and merciful.

“Now therefore, our God, the great, the mighty, and awesome God, Who keeps covenant and mercy: do not let all the trouble seem small before You that has come upon us, our kings and our princes, our priests and our prophets, our fathers and on all Your people, from the days of the kings of Assyria until this day.  However You are just in all that has befallen us; for You have dealt faithfully, but we have done wickedly.  Neither our kings nor our princes, our priests nor our fathers, have kept Your law, nor heeded Your commandments and Your testimonies, with which You testified against them.  For they have not served You in their kingdom, or in the many good things that You gave them, or in the large and rich land which You set before them; nor did they turn from their wicked works.

“Here we are, servants today!  And the land that You gave to our fathers, to eat its fruit and its bounty, here we are, servants in it!  And it yields much increase to the kings
You have set over us, because of our sins; also they have dominion over our bodies and our cattle at their pleasure; and we are in great distress.

“And because of all this, we make a sure covenant and write it; our leaders, our Levites, and our priests seal it." (Nehemiah 9:5b-38).

~ Robert Lloyd Russell, ABUNDANT LIFE NOW


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